July 2012
Watchloki-cat:
hernamewastangerine:
WHITE
PEOPLE
hotlocalsingle:
i remember one time a cashier was like “youre really pretty” and i couldnt think of what to say and ended up saying happy birthday
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
crystalindulgence:
I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’
cupidstargetpractice:
hihowsyourlife:
ice age
ice age: the meltdown
ice age: dawn of the dinosaurs
ice age: continental drift
ice age: the cavemen
ice age: roman empire
ice age: the birth of jesus
ice age: the dark ages
ice age: the renaissance
ice age: discovery of america
ice age: wwii
ice age: 9/11
I’m okay with all of this
“It offends me both as a librarian and a pervert.”
– best comment on 50 Shades of Grey that I’ve heard so far (via zarahlee)
saddeer:
I HATE THAT READ IS THE PAST TENSE OF READ
The Best Story Book EVER:
