loki-cat: hernamewastangerine: WHITE PEOPLE
hotlocalsingle: i remember one time a cashier was like “youre really pretty” and i couldnt think of what to say and ended up saying happy birthday
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
crystalindulgence: I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’
cupidstargetpractice: hihowsyourlife: ice age ice age: the meltdown ice age: dawn of the dinosaurs ice age: continental drift ice age: the cavemen ice age: roman empire ice age: the birth of jesus ice age: the dark ages ice age: the renaissance ice age: discovery of america ice age: wwii ice age: 9/11 I’m okay with all of this
It offends me both as a librarian and a pervert.– best comment on 50 Shades of Grey that I’ve heard so far (via zarahlee)
saddeer: I HATE THAT READ IS THE PAST TENSE OF READ
The Best Story Book EVER: